Monday, January 4, 2010

Hey doc! leave my orifices alone!



Turns out working at a driving place is a lot harder to apply for than I thought. I don't recall the job description entailing me to run in place for 2 minutes so some lady can test my pulse. I also do not believe the job description had anything to do with a stranger touching my balls so she can hear me cough. O the things that I will do for money. Ive never had so much pressure peeing in a cup. It was nerve racking to have someone listening in on my urination sequence. Touching a vial of my own warm piss was in a way exhilarating. allow me to explain because this is a drug test that was self imposed and not government mandated. but still when the job is on the line I still feel a little pressure. Now for those wondering, I am currently applying for an intern position at an advertising firm... wish me luck.

Photo Blog

I have decided to chronicle my life through pictures. my photos may not speak volumes or probbaly wont be worth a thousand words but each image is just that, take is as you will. Im backed up a few days so here you go.

Jan 1 - 3
The first two were taken with a DSLR compliments of Yyvonne.